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11 sentences we will probably never say!
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The other day, while we were talking about things we probably never will say, a few sentences occurred to us that made us burst into hysterical laughter at the mere thought. Or have you ever said out loud: "I just have too many muscles and far too little fat". Hahahahahaha! Here are a few more classics:
by Johanna Prinz
1. Please push the car seat forward once, my legs are too long!
2. Do you have that in XXS too?
3. This hair tie doesn't fit for me, my hair is way too thick.
4. Shit, I can't get the dress closed, my breasts are just too big!
5. I never have to go to the toilet, my bladder is huge.
6. I don't even need a thick jacket in winter, I just feel warm most of the time.
7. I'm always completely full from a small salad.
8. There's always way too much money on my account.
9. Cellulite? What's this? My connective tissue is tighter than that of an 18 year old model.
10. I've had too many too hot orgasms in my life.
11. I don't like chocolate that much.