If it's still ahead of you: DO NOT READ THIS! Otherwise you might get scared after all. Oh well, not before 40, but before the bullshit that is told to you on your birthday.
Have you ever played bullshit bingo? Stupid question: I'm sure you have, after all, you've been living for 40 years. If not, it is high time you did. And nothing is better than your fortieth birthday, because rarely is there so much bullshit talked about as on this day.
Goal of the game: collect at least 10 out of 15 sayings. To ease the unbearable tension a little. You can do it LOOSELY! Unfortunately….
Here are the top bullshit sayings for the 40th birthday:
1. Happy 29th!
2. You are only as old as you feel!
3. Welcome to the club!
4. Is that a party of over 40s or can I come too?
5. Now life really begins!
6. Oh, never mind … 40 is the new 30!
7. Uhhhh, now we're approaching 50!
8. Don't be afraid …
9. Really, already 40? But you did great!
10. 40 is just a number
11. You're only old when the mayor congratulates you.
12. Luckily I still have a few years until the time comes …
13. I thought you would be 30 today.
14. How are you?
15. Well, the candles are slowly getting more expensive than the cake …
N / A? How many hits do you have?