Bad baby names: midwives talk from the sewing box

Tell midwives
Those bad baby names left us speechless

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If you ask nurses and midwives what kind of strange names parents can come up with, you can’t stop being amazed …

It is well known that tastes are different. Some like more traditional first names, others quite unusual creations. Of course, there is nothing wrong with an individual first name. However, the fun stops when the child later suffers from the choice of name because it is funny, absurd or even embarrassing. On the “Reddit” platform, nurses, midwives and other people told the strange names that left them speechless.

Gut with charm

“The mother of a classmate is a midwife. She once had a couple who named their son Collin, but wanted to write to him in particular: COLON. So they wanted to call it like the organ that is attached to the anus. She explained the two of them, they were embarrassed and ultimately decided on the usual spelling. ”

Literally a nice name!

“A colleague wanted her child latrine call. I had to explain to her that that’s the name of the pit where the soldiers do their big business. ”

Why not like a floor?

“I once had a student whose name was linoleum. ”

Just turned the corner

“My brother wanted our younger brother Corn peas (Corn peas). My parents almost did it because they didn’t want to turn down his wish. Thank God they made a different decision. ”

Colorful twins

“The first twins that a midwife friend gave birth were called Red and Blue. ”

For winter sports fans

“My father wanted to call me Sky, but it was written with an i. So my name would be ski been. Thank goodness my mother vetoed it. ”

With lots of vitamin C, please!

“My ex-husband struck Tangerine (mandarin) for a girl before. Fortunately we never had children. ”

A job that makes you shake your head

“I once dealt with the register of names professionally. And there should be among other things Killer, Syphilis and Sweet Prayer Sunrise be approved. ”

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