Dear girls, we have to be very strong now: we are not as incredibly sexy as we felt at the last party. It was only the GIN in the blood that lied to us. DAMNED!
Lately, at that one party … God, I was so irresistible. I danced with my head back as if there was no tomorrow (and also no wedding ring on my finger). All eyes were on me and the gin flowed through my hot throat … Well, maybe it was a little different from the outside. Maybe my ecstasy looked more like an accident. The looks on me might also have belonged to the paramedic who saw my swirling arms as a danger to my environment and not my throat was hot, but the alcohol content of the gin. A study unfortunately underpins the latter theory, because it says: Gin doesn't make you sexy. Gin only makes us feel sexy. Oops!
We don't care
The good news: it doesn't matter to us. Because we don't have to look at the spectacle from the outside. Since when does it matter to us what strangers think of us? All relevant attendees will wear our misfits regarding perceived sexiness with humor or will not notice them at all because they are drinking too. And it only gets really embarrassing after GIN quantities that we no longer need. We are out of the age when we didn't know what we could take.
Faith moves mountains
Also not to be misunderstood: Faith moves mountains. If you feel sexy, you also have a particularly good chance of being really sexy, because what we think about ourselves, we radiate. So it stays that way. GIN is beautiful. If only from the inside (and in moderation).