1. You have completed your tax return before the deadline
We understand that … first work, then pleasure and stuff. But be honest: we are big. We will never be finished with the duty! Our to-do list has long since reached exorbitant proportions. So we have to reverse the equation. First fun, then work. Otherwise we never get to be happy about something!
2. You no longer celebrate your birthday
What? No more palpitations at 6 in the morning? Never again the feeling of being particularly pretty today in your party outfit with a birthday glow? NO PRESENTS?????? Aiaiai, that doesn't mean anything good for your adult scale …
3. Efficiency is more important to you than fun
Yes, of course you are faster if you make every step as big as possible. But how do you combine this with the idea that all dark stones are lava?
4. You set the alarm clock at the weekend because you still have so much to do
For real? Really now? Tztztz … What would your teenage self say about this? Admittedly, nothing at all before 11 a.m. on Saturday … but nothing good afterwards.
5. In the indoor playground you only let the children have fun
Too big and too clear for carpet slides, mirror labyrinths and ship swings? Oh hurt !!!! Try again, maybe you were wrong and it's awesome than ever …
6. You think of calories when eating ice cream
Shame on you! That simply does not work! If you order an ice cream, you have to enjoy it! We just have to be tough now!
7. You don't annoy your partner with childish jokes
Oh come on. That must be a little bit of fun. This could even save you couples therapy! Because it has long been scientifically proven that couples who have humor and tease each other are happier. And (without wanting to bother science) less mature. Not verified by the state, this claim. But a matter of honor.