DISTRIBUTION
Marshal Zemmour: Eric Zemmour.
His daughter Nicole: Marion Marshal.
Warrant Officer Gerber: Jean-Marie Le Pen.
The lady in the burkini: Rachida Dati.
Scene 1.Saint-Tropez beach in the middle of the day. The quartermaster Zemmour approaches a lady seated on the sand and covered from head to toe in a yellow burkini with green flowers.
Zemmour: Madame, or maybe miss?
The lady in the burkini: Miss. In Arabic it is yaghib.
Zemmour: I don’t speak that language. Do you notice anything on this beach?
The lady in the burkini: She is pretty.
Zemmour: And how are the women on this pretty beach?
The lady in the burkini: Naked, especially young people.
Zemmour: Know that on this beach, Mademoiselle, nudity is recommended, even recommended…
AFP – illustration: dusault for “the point”