Warning: this article is written for parody purposes, taking Peanut’s point of view. These are neither the thoughts nor the statements of Gen’s jungler. G., it is used here only to allow certain figures of speech. The purpose of the article is to take a different look at the competition, far from its serious side. If Peanut was chosen to be the main protagonist, it is because he is a player known for his joy of life and his positivity, which seemed to us perfect for the tone that we wanted to give to these articles. There is no question of disrespecting either Peanut or the other players.
What is this Deft scam?!
So this is it. I am doing destroy by Canyon in quarterI agree to be his toy for five gamesso that the audience be happy thanks to an anthology soundtrackand Mister Deft decides to make it interesting by failing to finish a Nexus to a self-attack. That’s it, like that everyone only talks about him, like what he would be the most incredibly unlucky player. No but you already have played Sejuani for three out of five games ? And besides, they gave me Poppy and Maokai, it was incredibly boring! I even believe that I fell asleep twice during the gameall that for keep the suspense going and let the Canyon bro shine a little, before he goes home. It’s our soundtrack that should be on everyone’s lips, not yours. Especially that good, reverse sweep is goodbut if your mother had educated you well, she would have taught you to don’t play with food. No, no kidding, I’m angry, and you’re gonna feel it in the semis. I say it here, no need to guard your topside, I’m going to camp you so hard that you are going to cry. Your only way to win will be to play Karthus.
The show will be our match
Don’t worry dear viewers, i am a professional. I’m just going to leave a lot spaces to other DRX playerslike that, there will have suspense. No need to watch T1 vs JDG, it will be worse than our match. Zeus is going to clap 369, Gumayusi is going to destroy Hope’s hopes (yeah that’s not my best joke, but Deft pissed me off), and anyway, Riot wants Faker to make another final. I swear to you, otherwise they would have put T1 against us in the semi-finalshistory that their tournament stops here.
Respect for JDG? No, but it’s okay?? I praise the LPL since the beginning of the seasonand for what result? RNG which does not even take a small game at T1, and EDG which is not crazy to conclude a BO at 2-0, while Riot even pressed the button to repop their Nexus. Here, next to me, I pass for an idiot, for the joker on duty, the one who we don’t know if he analyzes badly, or if he makes jokes. Even in France, they use me for lame parodies! No there, I’m not happy, so I destroy the two remaining games, and we go home with the Cup. And if only one of my teammates bothers meit is straight back homebecause I’m not going hurt me more to win such an ugly trophy.
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Kim “Deft” Hyuk-kyu is a seasoned ADC who has already made competitive history in League of Legends. Adored by the public, he played a key role in the victory of DRX over EDG, the reigning world champions. But the specter of retirement and Korean military service hangs over his head…