How many bad pick-up lines have you heard … or ready yourself? We offer 30 – including inspiration on how you can react to it!
Sure, from our point of view it is very easy to address women: A generous dose of respect, honesty and, ideally, a dash of charm or wit. And of course the main thing: be authentic and show genuine interest.
But let's briefly put ourselves in the position of men: for many it means a high risk to speak to women. No wonder! Just imagine, they collected a basket – face loss in front of the buddies and failed all along the line. One can only say life in the ass.
That's why we don't take it too badly for them to say stupid things to us, although sometimes it can be really annoying. What most women see sooner or later in their lives: Laughing at bad pick-up lines is much more fun than getting upset about them. And at least we can think of funny answers as a counter …
21 bad pick-up lines – and possible reactions
1. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?
Can't say I have to see far away from gaaaaaaanz …
2. I have lost my keys, can I sleep with you?
Klaro, in your next dream.
3. Boah, you stink! Are we going to take a shower?
Not necessary, it's just my natural defense mechanism against idiots.
4. Actually, I'm not a guy for one night, but I would make an exception for you.
Sorry, just like guys with principles.
5. Are your parents terrorists? You are as sharp as a bomb!
And you don't want to know what happens if I explode.
6. Do you know your way around here? Or maybe you have a GPS with you? I am new here and am looking for the way to your heart.
You can find it back there where I can no longer see you.
7. Do you have a photo with you? I want to help Santa meet my wish list.
For me you look more like a person who gets a ramshackle rod …
8. When God created you, He surely wanted to show off.
And he probably wanted to amuse others with you.
9. Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?
Not as much as the moment you opened your mouth.
10. You have to be the real reason for global warming.
Caught. But be careful now, the trail of mucus under your feet is already starting to smoke.
11. Sorry, I don't want to make you stupid now, but I wouldn't mind if you do it.
How am I supposed to believe you when you contradict yourself ?!
12. Hey, you look crumpled. Should I iron over there?
Asks the one whose mother is still putting out his shirts.
13. Are you called sugar or why are you so cute?
Slightly wrong, but you don't have to know my name anyway …
14. Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes.
Tell your brain it shouldn't stay at home when the rest of you are free.
15. Can I feel your pulse, you look so excited!
Yes, yes, I think my lunch is just coming up again.
16. I made my bed fresh today and your eye color matches my bedding perfectly.
When I look at your outfit like this, you certainly cannot judge that.
17. Are there any other beautiful sights in this city besides you?
No, I know that, but there are supposed to be beautiful glaciers at the North Pole.
18. I have such a dry mouth! Do you have a wet tongue for me
I don't – but maybe someone will lend you their dog ?!
19. So many curves … and I without a brake!
Don't worry, someone like you won't come to me anyway.
20. I hope you have good liability! You just made a bump in my pants.
The bump on your head would make me more worried …
21. What would you like to have in bed for breakfast tomorrow morning?
Don't worry, my friend will take care of that.
Bad starting lines: Our top 9
Well, got a bit warm? All right, then you are now ready for our personal top 9 of the worst flirt-fails ever. Have fun and have a good trip!
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