Married people tell
That REALLY happened on our wedding night
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What happens on the wedding night stays on the wedding night? Fortunately not! On Reddit, the couple shared what they were up to the night after their wedding – and that’s not (just) what you think …
Carry the bride over the threshold, get out of your clothes and off to bed! Sure, if necessary, there is sure to be a bit of kitsch and romance beforehand – a hot bath with candles, a view towards the starry sky … But what a wedding night is mostly about, most should probably agree: love, passion and best of all hours of sex!
But how far does this idea agree with reality? Is it really realistic to expect the sex of our lives on wedding night? Do we have to feel bad or do we miss something when we are too tired after all the celebrating and celebrating to perform until breakfast?
To get straight to the point: Of course not! Each couple decides for themselves what their perfect wedding night looks like and shouldn’t let themselves be put under pressure by what’s going on in films, series and clichéd fantasies. Real life is not a love story – like the following portrayals of married couples all rolled into one Reddit thread occupy …
Married people tell: This really happened on our wedding night
1. Room service and watch TV
“About an hour of sex, then we ordered room service and watched Euro Trip. It was a great night.”
2. Take a deep breath and enjoy
“I don’t know who anymore, but someone advised me to take a shower, freshen up and relax after the party in the hotel. We followed the advice. We washed, packed on the couch, turned on the music and Drank champagne with it. That was the best advice, because it woke us up again and both of us suddenly felt like enjoying our time together. ”
3. Bobby pins and sleep
“I was totally drunk and had eight million bobby pins in my hair. My husband spent about an hour trying to fumble them while we ate room service. About halfway through the bobby pin we fell asleep. We were both closed tired to do anything. The next night was much better. “
4. Salami pizza and laugh
“We were pretty tired, but still had sex. Then we ordered salami pizza. We were so hungry! If you ask me, sitting in the hotel room, eating pizza and laughing with my husband – was the best moment all night. That’s when I realized that this was going to be my new life, and that was great! “
5. Sleep in high and gamble
“My wife doesn’t usually drink much, but she wanted a drink for our wedding. We drove to the hotel in the limousine and when we were there she was pretty tipsy. We had some sex, then she decided more She ended up falling asleep, she just couldn’t get off alcohol as well as I did. The hotel had a game console plugged into the TV so I played some ‘Super Punch’ while my wife was sleeping. I knocked the guy down In summary: I played video games on my wedding night while my drunken wife slept off her intoxication in the wedding bed. “
6. Tears and a bitter realization
“My wife cried all night, we didn’t have a bit of sex. A really shitty time for her so-called school ‘friends’ to confirm my opinion that they are really useless assholes … Just for your information: Us were anything but virgins, so it wasn’t that dramatic. After the emotions had calmed down, we enjoyed the next day in our hotel suite. Today we’re happily married – with a few less useless people in our lives. “