MAÏA’S SEX FICTION
What do sex toys mean? How to write a politically irreproachable porn film? Because some questions do not (yet!) have an answer, the wisest course is certainly to invent them. This summer, the columnist of “La Matinale” Maïa Mazaurette approaches sex from its fictional side.
Dear members of the medical profession, of the body politic and of the intermediate cavernous bodies, dear members in general, it is a cry of anger that we are launching today, we, the supporters of the Small Penis Liberation Front (FLPP). This anger, long buried in shame and oversized boxers, will now explode in the face of the world. These phalluses that you cannot see, we are going to put them under your nose.
Perhaps you are tempted not to take this threat seriously? Disdain would constitute, however, a monumental error, because not only is our rage of size, inversely proportional to our organs, but the determination of men who have survived the priesthood of an entire existence of mockery is not to be taken lightly. light.
Perhaps you are also unaware of our existence? Be aware, however, that the FLPP defends the interests and the dignity of penises under 10 centimeters erect since 1889. We have our networks. We have our tips for changing discreetly at the pool. But today, above all, we have anger.
This resentment is directed, first, against the medical profession and the teaching profession, where the most abject clichés are perpetuated. Many doctors and professors persist in ignoring not only the average size of a penis (13 centimeters when erect), but also the essential work of raising awareness that would allow boys to live well through puberty with a small penis (because too often , we forget that the small penis is a question of psychological health).
We’re much better lovers
Thus, we are asking for the black and white inscription in school textbooks, from kindergarten to medical schools, of this scientific reality: any penis, whatever its size, has the same capacity for urination, reproduction and to pleasure. On this subject, remember that our partners, in private, acclaim us – it is not aberrant to suppose that in the absence of being able to resort to brute force, we exceed all the expectations allowed in the field of technicality. Let’s face it: we’re much better lovers.
This point having been clarified, let us return to our claims. Because we are also furious at the lack of representation of small penises in the media. Pornography snubs us: this injustice, endlessly renewed, exasperates us. That said, for questions of framing, this disaffection can be understood.
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