Rotating your tongue seven times in your mouth before speaking should sometimes be the rule of thumb. Here is a compilation of the best phrases spoken by people without children to parents (it’s very funny).
It is well known that you have to become a parent to understand a whole lot of things. If some people still have some basic knowledge of children, others, on the other hand, are sorely lacking in knowledge on the subject.
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Parents, you have certainly already heard from friends or family some rather surprising, even completely outlandish things. These people usually don’t have children, and they make us laugh a lot, let’s face it. The BuzzFeed site decided to do a compilation of the funniest phrases spotted on Reddit. Here they are !
“When our son was six weeks old, we went to a restaurant for the first time, and the waiter asked us – very seriously – if we needed a children’s menu. »Brittany White, Facebook
“A friend of mine – very attentive to her dog – asked me if my infant would be jealous if he smelled another baby on his clothes. »Tharris2962
“My husband’s friend was surprised that our newborn daughter had her eyes open. He thought babies were like puppies, and their eyes didn’t open right away. »Amanda Marie, Facebook
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“My cousin smiled when I showed up to babysit her 2 and 6 year olds with two books. She asked me if I thought I had time to read these books, and I told her that I would read them while the children were sleeping. She just smiled… ”kittykay
“My friend’s sister said to us: ‘When I have a child, I will explain to them that I need’ mom’s time ‘, and they will know that they have to leave me alone for at least an hour. . ”” Sandi Tyche, Facebook
“Once a man in the family who had just had his wisdom teeth removed told me that the operation was more painful than giving birth because, in this case, ‘the baby really wants to come out. ”” Deanna Mehaffey, Facebook
“I had my son on a Friday, and my husband asked me if I was going to go back to work on Monday. I laughed and laughed. »Krista Howell, Facebook
“My husband told me he could take our toddler son with him on a motorbike because he was sure they made booster seats for them. 11 years later, he still hasn’t forgotten it! “-Staceyface80
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“I laugh when people equate having a pet with having children. I absolutely believe animals are family, but a dog owner once told me it was the same amount of work and responsibility. She said to me: “I had to educate her at home, I take her to the vet when she is sick, so what’s the difference?” ”Allisons4f76e2141
“My friend’s one-year-old son once wanted some of my water, so I handed it to him – he took an unexpected bath on the couch. -Annie Barry, Facebook
“I’m a stay-at-home mom, and my friend once asked me, ‘Aren’t you so bored when you have nothing to do?’ »Kriskrat
“We took our 8 week old baby to dinner with my husband’s family, and his aunt was very upset that no one offered the baby a piece of cake! »Mermaidmadi
“I am the nanny of a 2 year old to a mom who works at home, and her child needs constant supervision and entertainment. Once a friend of the mother came over for lunch and asked the mother why she hired a nanny, if she stayed home all the time anyway ”maddiec4dbdcafdc
“I was told that infants only sleep. Well, after I had my daughter and stayed awake for two months in a row, now I know that’s not correct. »Emilyellenrae
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“Once, a stranger tried to touch my pregnant belly, so I stopped her and whispered to her, ‘Hush, she’s sleeping’. She pulled back and whispered back, “Oh, sorry.” ”Mercifulkarma42482
“When my oldest was 4 months old, a friend who had no children invited us to have lunch at her place with another couple with a baby of the same age. She called me the day before and said, “I wasn’t sure the kids would eat salad, so I’m going to make them chicken nuggets”. It was adorably innocent, and it still makes me laugh nine years later. »Randek
“Our daughter was one or two weeks old, and my husband said he was worried that she wasn’t crawling yet. »Amymariepuckettm
“When I was pregnant, I told my co-workers that I was going to paint my patio during my maternity leave. They laughed, and I didn’t know what was so funny. Fourteen years later, I know. Oh, I know that. »Christine Baldo Sturges, Facebook