Released by J’ai Editions, on September 16, "The Perfect Mother is a Asshole" is a must-read book for all "normal" mothers who respect themselves, but not only! Aufeminin's editor has already adopted it. We share with you the chapter "The Perfect Mother at School".
You have certainly heard of the book The perfect woman is a bitch, sold over 2 million copies, which has risen to the rank of a true social phenomenon. The authors Marie-Aldine Gérard and Anne-Sophie Gérard return this time with another theme, more relevant than ever: motherhood. The perfect mother is a bitch, survival guide for normal mothers He also promises to make you laugh (a lot), but above all, to make you feel guilty. Here is an excerpt!
The Perfect Mother at School (p.110-111)
The perfect mother : She enrolled her child in the bilingual crèche at 3 three months pregnant.
We : We leave little messages in bakeries to find shared custody.
The perfect mother : She thought about the snack.
We : We fell in love with his Pom’Potes at the 11am break.
The perfect mother : It is offered at each school trip.
We : Next time, I promise!
The perfect mother : She was the first to enroll her child in the circus.
We : Since we had done it at the last minute, there was only "Bolshevik folk dance" left.
The perfect mother : She is always the first in front of school.
We : We will go directly to retrieve ours in the study office in front of the inquisitive gaze of the teacher.
The perfect mother : She kissed all the other moms.
We : The other mothers take us for the nanny.
The perfect mother : She is sublime when she is expecting her son in front of school.
We : We wash our hair when we think of crossing it.
The perfect mother : She always makes wonderful gifts for the mistress for all occasions.
We : We forget every time. For Christmas, we left him a cigarette and a restaurant ticket.
The perfect mother : She calls all staff members by their first names.
We : The teacher does not recognize us (and for good reason, she only saw us on the day of registration).
The perfect mother : Her child in a knight's costume comes on horseback for Shrove Tuesday.
We : We made two holes in a fitted sheet to make a ghost costume (don't judge us, we had to improvise).
The perfect mother : She brought a snack for all the children.
We : We have the wrong child when we leave.
The perfect mother : She gives private lessons to each of her children during their holidays.
We : We bought a holiday notebook from our own, but we forgot them at home.
The perfect mother : She blew her child a class.
We : We asked the teacher if ours could also… She laughed.
The perfect mother : She asked for mediation because her child feels persecuted by a little girl in the class.
We : This little girl is ours.
The perfect mother : She comes to pick up her child every noon to have him eat at home.
We : We are expecting our child in the car because we have not paid for the canteen.
The perfect mother is a bitch, survival guide for normal mothers, ed. I read (September 2020) – € 5