2024 - Vladimir Putin: What Happens To His 'Natural Poop' When He's Abroad

Announced as sick, even dying, by many international observers, Vladimir Putin and his relatives in the Kremlin let nothing show. So that a person is responsible for erasing all traces that could be analyzed. Like his droppings.

A man is responsible for collecting all of Vladimir Putin’s excrement. Yes, you read that right: every time the President of Russia travels to a country other than his own, a person is instructed not to leave any traces that could be analyzed by a potential Kremlin enemy. Feces included. According to information from Paris Match, the first time this happened was in 2019, during a trip to Saudi Arabia, by a member of the FSO, the federal protection service.

Still according to Paris Match, at the time, “an agent had been instructed to place Putin’s droppings in pockets provided for this purposein order to leave no trace and bring everything back to the country in a special suitcase”. If this could seem anecdotal or paranoid, recent information from Western intelligence services constantly reminds us that the Russian head of state could be so ill that his days would be numbered.

An agent is forced to pick up every Putin droppings to avoid analyzes

So, to prevent his stools from being analyzed for detect traces of medication or simply infectionthis practice would henceforth be the norm. “We feel that his end is near”. The latest conclusions of the American secret services on the state of health of Vladimir Putin are also final. The three heads of the US spy service, namely the directors of national intelligence, the air force and defense, say their latest report on Putin’s health shows that his paranoia to hold on to power despite his state of health raises many concerns internally.

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A man is responsible for collecting all of Vladimir Putin’s excrement.

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Whenever the President of Russia is traveling to a country other than his own…

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A person is instructed not to leave any traces that could be analyzed by a potential enemy of the Kremlin.

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Feces included.

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According to information from Paris Match, the first time this happened was in 2019…

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During a trip to Saudi Arabia, by a member of the FSO, the Federal Protective Service.

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At the time, “an agent had been instructed to place Putin’s excrement in pockets provided for this purpose, so as to leave no trace and to bring everything back to the country in a special suitcase”.

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Recent information from Western intelligence services constantly reminds us that the Russian head of state could be so ill that his days would be numbered.