Funny sayings about the summer heat for Whatsapp, Instagram or Facebook. Have fun with it!
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Sayings about the summer heat
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Heat wave in Germany – and everyone knows them, the classic attic heat sayings in summer. They’re funny every year, no question. But if you also want to make your Whatsapp contacts, friends, family or even followers on Instagram and Facebook laugh with other heat sayings, then you will find a selection here that you can share.
Funny Whatsapp sayings about the heat
You can easily use the following sayings by copy & paste. Or you can be inspired to create your own text. You can then share this directly in Whatsapp chat and status or another platform. Maybe garnished with some matching emojis.
If anyone’s looking for me… I’m in the fridge
Heat is known to cause things to expand. So I’m not fat, I’m hot!
It’s supposed to be over 30 degrees again today! Please always remember: You do not need a driver’s license for a deodorant roller. I repeat..NO driver’s license!
Are you still sweating or are you already sticky?
The heat is here! My body says Maldives, mine says Ibiza, but my wallet says: “Take the damn garden hose!”
Sticking your fingers directly into the fan definitely takes the heat away from the pain! (Please, dont’t try that)
Summer is when the blanket is only there to keep your legs from sticking together.
You just do a little shopping in the supermarket, go to the car with your groceries and the grilled meat is done!
Please remember not to leave children and animals in the car when it is hot. Mothers-in-law are okay, dragons are used to the heat.
If it’s that hot again tomorrow, then I’ll go to the police and have someone follow me!
Today it will be up to 38 degrees hot in the shade. But hey, you don’t have to go into the shade.
After 2kg of grilled meat, pasta salad, 10 beers and schnapps in the blazing sun, I come to the conclusion: I can’t stand the heat!
Work + Heat = Shit²
Help, I urgently need advice: Am I allowed to hang 30 degree laundry outside when the air temperature is 40 degrees?!
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