1. Nobody makes you laugh like him.
No matter what else this guy does, if he makes you laugh like no one else, you've hit your personal men's jackpot! Who needs decent closets and romantic trips when they can have smile lines for free? Just!
2. He takes your quirks with humor.
You bitch, he smiles. You rage, he smiles. You forget your cell phone everywhere, it smiles. If your husband can take you and your quirks with humor, you should hold on to him. All too often there are no such specimens.
3. Together you are more entertaining than Joko and Klaas.
Circus Halligalli was yesterday, HERE is here. If you can have whole party parties together and bring tears of laughter to people's eyes, then you make the world a better place. Together.
4. It makes you big and never small.
When he talks about you, you become a superwoman. That may be a bit embarrassing at times and not quite as true in reality, but if you shine brighter in its light than the Polarstern, everyone else's opinion is almost irrelevant. Such a one-man fan club is not so easy to find.
5. You dare to eat the biggest pig pigs in front of him.
Mix ketchup with creme fraiche? Corn with a spoon from a can? If you know that he loves you with single behavior and strange eating habits, then you have the right person at your side. Because you can just be YOU without being ashamed of it.
6. Your Saturday? Sit in your underpants in front of the TV and get drunk.
Päntsdrunk is the new trend from Finland. Not from Finland at all, but an invention of yours? Then you definitely have an eternal relationship!
7. He asks the sentence of all sentences. "What do you need from me?"
If he uses the magic phrase "What do you need from me?" knows and takes your answer seriously, then be sure to forgive him for some bad habits. It is worth a little suffering for this man. Most certainly. Because nothing is more important than his interest in your needs.
What if none of these apply to you? Somehow it doesn't matter. Because supposedly we all married the wrong man anyway. Or the right one. Depending on which side you look at it from …