Austria Klagenfurt’s team treasury is full: Because Alexander Timossi is way too “sloppy”, David Puntigam is wrong in his panties for too long – and collector Christopher Cvetko is rock hard: He doesn’t leave out sports director Matthias Imhof either! Today the Admira comes to the Wörthersee Stadium.
Penalties of up to 1000 euros! Austria’s midfielder Christopher Cvetko also takes tough off the pitch – as a team cashier. The treasurer drives in a lot of gravel every month: “On average, it’s around € 400 to € 500 – which is spent on joint activities, meals or team building.”
- Unexcused absence: € 1000 on match day, € 500 on all other days.
- Arriving late: € 10 flat rate + € 3 per minute (double on match day!).
- Total cost: 500 €.
- Yellow-red or red (only for criticism or unsportsmanlike conduct): 150 €.
- Yellow: € 50.
- Cell phone ringing in cabin: € 20. Withdraw: up to € 100.
- Forgotten things: € 10 per item.
- Panties: After 25 ball contacts € 2, gherkin € 2.
Who is the Emperor of Punishment?
“The undisputed Alex Timossi,” reveals Cvetko. “But only because he is so sloppy, leaves his things everywhere. His shoes or a body are usually lying around, especially on the training ground.” Defender Michi Blauensteiner ranks behind. “Streber” Markus Pink has not yet deposited a cent. “He’s our model student,” laughs Cvetko. And even sports director Matthias Imhof still owes the team a meal – because of too many yellow cards and exclusions after criticism!
Speaking of food: As the “leader” of the panties rating, young goalkeeper David Puntigam always has to warm up in the Henderl costume (provided by Gemicibasi) – until someone finally overtakes him. . .
They also feasted together on Thursday – a food truck came to Pacult’s “62er” in front of the arena, this Saturday the Admira.