A scene from the DC Comics series “Peacemaker” set American social networks on fire this weekend, casting doubt on the presence of teeth in the anus of Wookies, the species to which Chewbacca belongs in “Star Wars”.
“Never try to fuck a wookie, they have teeth in their anus.” It is with the confidence of a true expert that Peacemaker, the protagonist of the new DC Comics series (unpublished in France), has made some unexpected revelations about the anatomy of the species to which Chewbacca belongs, the furry hero from the Star Wars movies.
Sure of his fact, the anti-hero embodied by John Cena pointed out that the information is “cannon”, that is to say that it appears in the official chronology of the saga, validated by Lucasfilm Ltd. and therefore by Disney (holder of the rights to the saga since 2012).
It was therefore enough to generate hundreds of searches on Google, the question “Does chewbacca have teeth in its anus” now appearing among the most asked questions via the famous search engine.
If one can legitimately wonder about the authenticity of the “information”, it will nevertheless be necessary to recognize that we do not have the answer to the question, the anatomy of the wookies having never been really explored in the Star Wars movies and series.
And before an answer is officially provided to us by the rights holders of the franchise (or even by George Lucas in person), it may be necessary to resolve to take Peacemaker at his word.
While waiting to learn one day the truth about the rear end of the Wookies, let’s cross our fingers that the DC Comics Peacemaker series will soon be broadcast in France (the program is currently offered in the United States on the HBO Max platform, not still deployed on the European continent).