Faux Raccord, the song: Michel and Michel are back… with a rap song!

“It’s Michel and Michel. It’s the most beautiful story since Christmas…” Without knowing it, Oldelaf perfectly summed up the adventure of the technical specialists of AlloCiné in his hilarious song “C’est Michel”. A song that has become a true anthem for our two friends, who today decided to sing their own glory through a rap around Faux Raccord. The title: “Heavy”.

So did they “lay down that f***ing sound” like they yell it on the microphone? You be the judge in the clip below!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7B6WJZA7jk

Written, composed and supervised by Gabriel K. Sardet, recorded and mixed by Grégory Gaby at Hifi-Génie Productionsdirected by Helen Barthélémy, this piece celebrates both the new season of Faux Raccord (“since 2010 without downtime”) and is part of the celebrations linked to the 30th anniversary of AlloCiné (since 1993… without downtime either) that our black and yellow house is celebrating this year.

Send us something heavy, something very, very heavy!

But there’s a little something missing in this clip… Even the most important thing. YOU ! All the Michèles and all the Michels who have followed our post-film analyzes faithfully over the years and more than 400 episodes. We are therefore going to offer you, if you wish, to contribute to a participatory version of this piece! To be part of the clip, it’s very simple:

• just after the clip and its blooper, a karaoke version will be launched

• film yourself singing a phrase, a verse, the whole thing, alone, in pairs, with others…

• remember to wear headphones (we need your voice without music)

• send us the video to [email protected] by indicating an email to contact you (we will send you an image rights authorization in return)

• have fun… and send us some heavy, very, very heavy stuff!

“Heavy”, the lyrics

Clothes that change color between two shots

Objects that disappear even though they were there before

Reflections of spotlights in windows

If I watch a movie, everyone takes an aspirin

We fear him on the sets

I put the studios in custody

When we say Michel and Michel

There are all the scripts that are messed up

I believe what I see, and I don’t care (I don’t care)

I say out loud what we can’t see, and I’m crazy (I’m crazy)

A technician in jeans

In a gladiator scene

A whole film crew

Visible in a rearview mirror

A plan repeated twice

Let the editors pull out their fingers

He can attack anything that lives

To cartoons too

Poorly concealed camera

Paper mache decor

Stunt performers pretending

A microphone that passes through the screen

Scenes that lack realism

Or full of anachronisms

When I see a film that shines (shines)

I send my torpedoes (torpedoes)

(………)

A big translation error

Or post-sync

A nice extra who sleeps

Corpses that still breathe

A latex sword

Panties in a big sex scene

A dry girl coming out of the water

A dwarf dressed as a penguin

I attack the fields in counter fields

Bad connections in the movement

Junk special effects

Blockbusters I dress them up

Fake sequence shots and product placements (ducts)

I smoke everything with elegance and megalomania (deny)

I’m afraid of nothing and no one, I send the producers to the slaughterhouse

We can say what we want, it’s the Sherlock Holmes of the 7th art

Frame by frame I move forward, frame by frame I dance

For repentant technicians, he is the godfather of slow motion

Maybe his mother is his cousin and his cousin is called Kevin

I’m a little psychorigid, I studied druid,

Welcome to Faux Raccord, since 2010 without downtime

We may not get the Goncourt prize, but I have something very, very heavy!

• Listen to the song on Spotify

• Listen to the song on Deezer

• Lyrics and Musical Creation: Gabriel K. Sardet

• Creators: Gabriel K. Sardet & Anthony Barthélémy

• Interpretation: Michel & Michel

• Artistic direction: Grégory Gaby & Gabriel K. Sardet

• Recording and Mixing: Grégory Gaby – Hifi-Génie Productions

• Director: Helen Barthélémy

• Sourcing: Red Raven Prod

• Production: Gabriel K. Sardet / Webedia / AlloCiné