Sometimes the only thing that helps is to resort to satire to solve seemingly unsolvable problems. The satirical magazine of “World” allows himself this trick. According to this, Swiss specialists should solve the problem of a possible compulsory vaccination in Germany. By means of a blowpipe, in other words: Alphorn trick.
The longed-for herd immunity will soon come: “With a little trick from veterinary medicine and with the help of Swiss specialists, as many Germans as possible should be vaccinated unnoticed.”
“A drawn-out melancholy tone, a hiss, a little spade”: Instead of the hotly debated mandatory vaccination, there should be “unnoticed mass vaccination by specially trained experts from Switzerland”.
150 meter range
A “trick from veterinary medicine is to come into play, which is used with difficult to convince animal vaccination muffles: Serum delivery via blowpipe.”
The first attempts with the new vaccination method are also «promising» because of the musical component: «Most people didn’t even notice that they were being vaccinated because of the hypnotic tones», a minister praised the concert of the alphorn ensemble «Piz Vakzinia» Range is an impressive 150 meters.